Baby bat gets the hiccups (via JimSelleck)
the end is SO CUTE THOUGH “i just gave a baby bat the hiccups” “i really did not mean to do that” literally everything about this is the cutest and you must watch it immediately
Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.
also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that
it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny
general banter is the best way to write dialogue
tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock
move your cursor in time with her and it looks like she is watching you
two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all
So basically lesbian wall.e?
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED
I need a 500 pack of these
— The Batter
"you’re not asian! you’re indian/pakistani/bengali/other"
bruh does the asian map look like this to you:
my timing is. not the best
15-year old, Yulia Lipnitskaya #Russia #Olympics2014
Fucking beautiful; the effortlessness, the grace, the flowing artistry in each and every move. Brilliant Yulia, brilliant. Mesmerizing, to say the least.
This literally took my breath away this was so beautiful
I have goosebumps
i didnt want it to ever end
this is crazy and i’m older than her omg