elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

college

gingeritt:

tyleroakley:

zombiegenocidest:

ACCURATE.

chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

elegantpaws:

GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE

• “oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”
• “well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”
• “oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”
• “mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”
• “yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel” 

dantheslenderman:

jalexaremyhomeboys:

you know when there’s a ship you don’t ship but there are fics of that ship and the plot lines are really amazing and look like it would be such a good read bUT YOU DON’T SHIP THE SHIP AND YOU JUST

why is this gif so acCURATE

nuspock:

*falls through your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about star trek

ocarina-of-love:

THIS.

cas-get-into-my-ass:

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

lesincompetent:

I’m gonna reblog this until everyone in existence knows about this

nayx:

this game is rated E for everyone, except you.  get out

rumminov:

million things i should be doing and this was not one of them

nimr0dd:

i really miss having a cat sigh fml

n0null:

hHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH